Sunday, July 11, 2010

Surprising victories

FIFA World Championship 2010 top winners:

1st place Gold: Paul the Squid

Paul the Squid gastronomically prognosticated correctly to the despair of PhD statisticians worldwide. Mathematics will never be the same again and now involves faculties taking out bounties and assassination orders on suspected paranormally gifted animals.

2nd place Silver: Jimmy Jump

Jimmy Jump is without a doubt one of the best things given to the world from Spain in recent years. While teams and fans continue their arms race in ninja techniques and grandiose theatrical displays Jimmy Jump stays true to the long cherished ideals of organized physical activity as a means towards a fit and healthy peaceful world wide brotherhood.

3rd place Bronze: Brother Future

A strong contender for first prize however we should all now rest assured that the world will absolutely not under any circumstances what-so-ever end in 2012 for any reasons at all and thus Chinese Brother Future has given us all a glimmer of hope until January 1st 2013.

All in all a great World Cup, among the best really ^_^

Original photo by Flickr user Sebastian Niedlich (Grabthar), used and remixed by Gla'funk under a Creative Commons license.

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